I’m sitting in my Mom’s car and listening to At the Drive-In while I eat Burger King for the first time in three months. In fact, this is the first carb I’ve had in a week-and-a-half.
I am sober as a tree and unequivocally care free. The question is: what rehab should I check myself into? What life do I live that this isn’t rock bottom?
Zesty sauce, you guys.