Austin is the fucking coolest city I've ever been...
And I’m fucking moving here. Mark my words…
I got kicked out of a bar for trying to play the...
Fuck you, new Orleans.
jewahl: Mungo Jerry - In the Summertime My...
Feminists are cool until they shit on your parade....
dadgethelp: evan-g: canwemakespoons: Misogynists are cool until they shit on your parade. The opposite of Feminist is not Misogynist. ANYONE’S COOL UNTIL THEY SHIT ON YOUR PARADE HOW HARD IS THIS TO GRASP “No one is cool until they shit on our parade.” - The Scatological Appreciation Society.
ATTN DREW KAUFMAN:
youstillloverockandroll: drewkaufman: youstillloverockandroll: let me live my life, dad! I’ve been on tumblr long enough to know you don’t want to date anyone on tumblr. Are you included in that? HA I’m on tumblr, aren’t I?
ATTN DREW KAUFMAN:
youstillloverockandroll: let me live my life, dad! I’ve been on tumblr long enough to know you don’t want to date anyone on tumblr.
The last performer was Mike Duffy, a comedian from New York City. Duffy closed...– The Massachusetts Daily Collegian This is from their review of ComedyStock 2011, the festival at UMass at which we recently performed. They clearly didn’t watch our show, because if they had they wouldn’t have thought Mike Duffy was a single person, or a standup comedian. LOL, Massachusetts Daily...
I had more fun walking home listening to Secret Lives of The Freemasons while eating a chicken cutlet sandwich than at both of the parties I crashed.
marshallstratton: frankhejl: chamberlain: “The incident.” BEST ENDING EVER!!! There is a character just called “Rapist” and his first name is Dick, unbelievable! Google tells me this a 1983 Philippine action movie called Blood Debts. Righteous.
sin-alma: Sean Kaufman puts 4loko in a 7-11 cup and downs it in 90 seconds. Like a fucking bawss. My brother is American.
Just because you're back now doesn't mean I...
This dvd includes a specially encoded easter egg which you are now meticulously translating from an alien language because you have no life and are a compulsive nerdlinger. How sad. Its especially sad if you don’t speak english and you have to translate the alien language into english and then into your own tongue and you come upon a word like nerdlinger which really isn’t a word at...