A Batman movie comes out every 4 years. A Transformers movie comes out every 2 years. A Twilight movies comes out every 9 months. Take from this what you will.
EXT. ALLEYWAY - DAWN It is the year 2089. The Capitol of the United States of America is NEW MEXICO CITY. Which is now in SPAIN. Which is now on MARS. A lone GARBAGEMAN picks up some space debris and loads it into the back of his HOVER-GARBAGETRUCK. He studies the rubbage as each molecule is obliterated in the truck’s particle desintigrator. He begins to sing.
anri-du-toit asked: WHAT IS TUMBLR PROM?!
Okay, they only have inflatable fish and crabs. No beach balls! What do I do...– My favorite text ever from Bleak!’s manager, Jane.
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Hate rich hipster d-bags like The Cobrasnake? Me too!
Drugs are for losers, and hypnosis is for losers with big, weird eyebrows.– Phillip J. Fry. Happy 420, you losers.
noonish: ideasareawesome: Up There is a short film about a dying art: hand-painted large-scale advertisements. Here’s something I learned today that I’ve been wondering about for a long time. This is one of the most fascinating things I’ve ever seen.
I never got into At The Drive-In. All I know is they have that one song about a...– Mike Lennon (2005). Every time I listen to “Invalid Litter Dept” I think of this and laugh.
jersh: growing up is having bad things happen for no reason. Growing up is also owing the government money.
This is my birthday year. Let’s celebrate.
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Okay. When we rolled up to our show in Long Island, we smelled a grill. I had thought that maybe Sam (who was promoting the show) was grilling for the bands or something but it turned out it was just a handful of RAD PEOPLE who decided to bring a barbecue and beers to the Bomb the Music Industry!… It’s a good thing I can’t possibly win this, because my set list would set...
I Just Hit A Girl in the Face While Air Drumming
Shouldn’t have been standing in front of my crash cymbal, lady.
I've Been Writing Songs on the Subway Lately
My life would be so much different if I could sing.