Directing major = EGO
Cinematography major = douche bag
Gaffers = Gods
Sound = Pink Diamonds (rare)
Editors = dinosaurs (non-existant)
Screenwriters = Drew Kaufman
Nope. We’re all douche bag, ego-driven, pink dinosaur Gods. With a pinch of DK, of course.
Haha! I just shit my pants reading this. 106 pages of pants shitting in 3 acts.
INT. DREW’S PANTS — AFTERNOON…
(upon sending him a song)
Me: what if i just sent you a ton of gay porn
Sean: then you’d be gay
People who tweet they’re going to bed piss me off. Also people who tweet in general.
(While playing NHL 09)
Me: I could never marry a woman who didn’t like puppets. It’d never work out.
Heaney: I truly hope you are never in this situation.