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May 2009

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Fleshbot: Seinfeld Porn Teaser Hits The Internets (NSFW) → fleshbot.com

paulbriganti:

zachlinder:

Here’s the trailer for that Seinfeld porn.  Not sure what’s more ridiculous:  that they actually made a Seinfeld porn, or that they made a trailer for it.

I will be going to this company to do research for a pilot I am writing. I am very happy it is this one.

 I will also be going to said porn company for said pilot. Is it sad that I can’t wait to get out of work so I can watch the trailer for a porno?

May 30, 200912 notes
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May 29, 2009
From what I've deducted...

laughtomouth:

scissorandglue:

Directing major = EGO
Cinematography major = douche bag
Gaffers = Gods
Sound = Pink Diamonds (rare)
Editors = dinosaurs (non-existant)
Screenwriters = Drew Kaufman

Nope.  We’re all douche bag, ego-driven, pink dinosaur Gods.  With a pinch of DK, of course.

 Haha! I just shit my pants reading this. 106 pages of pants shitting in 3 acts.

INT. DREW’S PANTS — AFTERNOON…

May 28, 200912 notes
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May 27, 200944 notes
Wikipedia has a great entry about Duckburg. → en.wikipedia.org
May 27, 2009
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My Brother and I, Once Again.

(upon sending him a song)

Me: what if i just sent you a ton of gay porn

Sean:  then you’d be gay

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People who tweet they’re going to bed piss me off. Also people who tweet in general.

May 25, 2009
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Lazy Sunday...

(While playing NHL 09)

Me: I could never marry a woman who didn’t like puppets. It’d never work out.

Heaney: I truly hope you are never in this situation.

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