If you like a band you dance. You don’t stand silent during a stand up act you find funny, music is the same way. I totally got a shout out from the first band for being the only one dancing. There are three more bands to go and I’m going to dance my ass off if I keep drinking at the rate I am.
For this band I’m going to see, Bomb The Music Industry! I can barely stand but apparently I can blog. Yay life.
Blown.http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/04/30/the-ferris-bueller-fight-club-theory/
HOLY FUCKING COCK.
This could really apply to any movie with two characters, but still… whoa.
Reality Check: Anyone who follows your twitter and cares about your opinion on “Lost” should be shot with a gun that shoots dicks. Dick gun.
pathetic and worthless.
You* should feel absolutely amazing and splendiferious because tonight is BACKYARD BRAWL! Bleak! Comedy versus Geek Dreams, hosted by Derrick Comedy at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater. It’s going to be a hah hah funny bonanza!
*somethinglovely, I don’t know who you are but don’t be sad, come to our show and you’ll be super duper glad.
Well, should I axe my Lincoln-face for some sweet sideburns (or something else) or not? Yes or no and why, please? Also, the opinion of some ladies would be greatly appreciated. We all know Nick St. Onge loves my furry chin.
(via iamtheragdoll)
You had me at “reblog”, darlin’.
My ex-gf has a twitter now and the only tweet is “Watching Hannah Montanna, duh.” Do you people see why twitter/my life sucks yet?
Today, I was working as a counselor at a fat camp. The kids bet me I couldn’t do a sit-up while blindfolded. Never one to turn down a bet from minors, I set out to prove them wrong. When I sat up, my nose went right into a fat kid’s buttcrack. FML
Okay, this is clearly Heavy Weights… Fmylife, you just lost 1000 cool points.
