December 2009
46 posts
My hat blew off in the wind and went under a bus. I had to wait 5 minutes for it...
– Text from my brother. Awesome.
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In 300 years, humans will mine Pandora for it’s delicious gingerbread cookies that they only sell around the holidays.
Dress like your favorite cartoon! This is super... →
teatime-with-nikki:
look-loves:
(via theycallmezulu)
I would marry a girl that dressed like Bart Simpson. Does that make a me a homosexual pedophile with toonophiliac tendencies? I hope not.
RandomCreepyGuy.com →
michelledeluca:
asideofstache:
There is ALWAYS a random creepy guy in pictures. Now finally there’s a website for it.
I am probably on this site already and don’t even know it. That’s just how I roll.
I'm doing standup on Thursday! →
yonilotan:
andrewford:
darrenmiller:
All-new material! WOO!
I will also be doing this and doing new material.
I as well will also join you in this battle. me…AND MY AXE!
It’s my birthday, I can do old material if I want to. But I won’t- I’ve got all new stuff and I’m gonna cry!