If you don’t feel that the work you’ve done for your student is worth $5000, please feel free to give him back some of that money. That is truly the best aid any one of you can offer to your student; better than any free power brunch or margarita- and let’s be honest, none of you need that check like we do.
You have just taken a shower at your mothers apartment, you walk and realize you dont have any clean underwear at her house. Do you…..A.) wear the same dirty underwear from yesterday or B.) wear your mothers boyfriends clean tighty-whitey underwear?
Seriously. The slave auction at Mad Hatter’s is tonight! Come by, drink happy hour priced drinks all night, buy yourself a slave, and have a generally debaucherous time! (I think I just made up that word) It is for a good cause! Help a wonderful thesis film get made!!
Tonight, 8 PM
Mad Hatter Saloon
3rd Ave btwn E 26th & E 27th
SLAVE AUCTION STARTS AT 10!!!!!!
(If you buy me, there’s a legit possibility I’ll give you an HJ)
I am also being auctioned off and I will definitely give you an HJ.
“You had your chance to see them and now it’s over. Sorry you wasted your time listening to the Verve Pipe or some shit.”—Cedrick Bixler Zavala during the Mars Volta show last night when some asshole shouted “play some At the Drive-In.”
That’s actually not true. The correct answer is “SVA has a lot of money if you’re a rich Daddy’s girl who is currently paid off for the entire school year and you plan on shooting a $35,000 thesis without having a job. SVA does not have a lot of money to give away if you are a hard working poor Jew who plans on making two thesises with the money he saves by living in a rat’s nest in Brooklyn. And SVA certainly doesn’t have any money if you also have a younger sibling who also attended SVA but had to drop out because your parents had to decide which child goes back to school and which doesn’t. So, go ahead, ask away. Ask Reeves, ask David Rhoades; ask every day for three weeks, ask for an appeal when they turn you down for a bullshit answer they thought up in 2 minutes. But most importantly don’t count on a yes. In fact the only thing mind boggling about the amount of money SVA has is the criteria they choose for handing out. ”