January 2009
40 posts
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HOLY FUCK! LANDLINE FEATURED ON JOBLO! →
I was reading Joblo.com (it’s mah homepage) and they featured our “Making of Paul Blart: Mall Cop” video!!! They love good spoof videos and only show the best. Kudos to everyone!
WatchThis was an awesome video to work on and it was written by Dominic Dierkes from Derrick Comedy!
Things That Would Probably Be More Successful Than...
glennboozan:
Clint Eastwood yelling at his noisey neighboors.
Fred Savage playing Halo 3.
Jeff Goldblum walking into a room and talking a lot. Really fast.
Mark Zuckerberg’s Facebook profile
Michael Phelps taking a bath
Mariah Carey singing someone “Happy Birthday”
Tommy Lee knocking on your door
Road trip with Jeff Gordon
Kate Moss’ passport photo
A Christmas card from Annie Liebovitz
Lance...
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies →
I need this book NOW.
WatchColin Brizbane: TFBH III
This is my favorite one so far.
Watchandrewford:
joewengert:
A wrote the first few drafts of this one released today.
DREWWW
Yep! That’s me! Woo Hoo!
WatchColin Brizbane II
The second episode of Colin Brizbane: TFBH
Written by Drew Kaufman and Mike Lennon.
How I Almost Missed the Inauguration
They say that today will be a day that we will talk about for generations- if that is true, then I will be sure to tell my grandchildren how I almost missed the inauguration of our country’s first black president thanks to some, hopefully long-dead, asshole named Kevin James.
See, I don’t have cable television so I knew from the beginning that I would be watching Mr....
yes he can. →
(via allisonannephillips)
In case you don’t want to buy the actual Obama Dildo, they sell Obama Dildo t-shirts. Awesome.
Animal Instincts
Around 4 p.m. today, the power went out for my whole building mid episode of Dexter due to some construction across the street. I haven’t been stuck in a power outtage in a fear years so I completely forgot how much it sucks! I mean, everything I do pretty much requires electricity-especially any kind of school work-and I never realized how dead silent my how building is without power. No...
WatchTime lapse of flight 1549 being pulled out of the Hudson River. Absolutely crazy. What’s even crazier is that they probably are going to refurbish the plane.
WatchColin Brizbane I
This is the first in a ten part series called Colin Brizbane: TFBH
These are made by myself and my good friend from high school named Mike Lennon.
Lennon and I both come from a backround in animation but we are also super-duper lazy so Xtranormal is pretty cool to us. Give it a whirl if you are feeling creative.
Steve Carrell Buys Old Timey General Store →
(via andrewford)
Even better than that is think link I found at the bottom of that page: Ryan Seacrest High-fives Blind Contestant !!!!
Holy Shit!
So I work uptown and all my office could talk about was the plane landing in the Hudson River. What I didn’t know until I got home was that almost all the initial assistance was from the Weehawken Ferry and most of the injured were taken to Weehawken hospital.
I live across the River from around 55th street and over here it is nuts. I’m up on the Palisades above the harbor and if look...
A Face Book Break-Up →
Something I wrote a while back.
Fuck Chipotle!
I’m sorry am I the only one that hates Chipotle? Their selection is mediocre, their rice is sour and wet and their burritos are very small for the price. Maybe I’m jaded because there are so many Madre and Padre burrito joints in Manhattan, but I’d never ever go to a Chipotle if given the choice between them and anywhere else.
HOLY FUCK EL PELON BURNED DOWN →
andrewford:
glennboozan:
danschoenbrun:
What the fuck???!
burritos and Malibu. why does fire destroy everything i care about.
This is the second time in two years that my favorite burrito place has burned down.
I have no reason to go back to Boston now.
So Here is an Idea...
And here is what I would look like as an emoticon (|:>o) see the chin-strap?
Back to the idea: Since I’m pretty sure no one else reads this except for some comedy buddies that also follow me, I’m proposing a game of SEVEN THINGS done by challenging a fellow tublr buddy and reblogging it. Eventually it will be super-long and super fun to read. The key is to challenge people all...
The Return of Chest Hair - The Daily Beast →
bantr:
lapanopticon:
From Mad Men’s Jon Hamm to Gossip Girl’s Ed Westwick, torso-fros are (finally) making a comeback. Plus: A gallery of the hottest fuzz.
This is the second best piece of news I’ve recieved all day, even if it is old news.
Thank god, just in time for beach season.
“Having a cat is cool for you because it takes care of itself. The only thing...”
– -Mike Lennon
Damn.
Homeless Guy
This morning as I was walking to work a homeless man walked out of Port Authority and started greeting women. He had an Irish accent and said “top o’ the morn’n to ya” as he tipped an invisible hat.
When I walked by his face turned to pure hate and he muttered a stern “faggot.”
I laughed the whole way to work.
WatchI was wondering when the Onion was going to poke fun at the cult of Apple, especially considering that less than 5 people in the office used PCs. With today being the last Mac World ever and Steve Jobs likely to step down, they really waited until the last minute.
The Problem with Tropical Humor
No one wants to hear that damn shit in the winter.
The Problem with Topical Humor
I’ve been writing this piece for the past 2 months titled “Now that your mom lost, Bristol, you can finally get that abortion you’ve wanted by Barack Obama.” Problem is, I was looking for a good ending and whatever for a month now and I guess I just found it. Oh well.
Maybe I can still write “I‘ll forgive you if you slaughter your baby in a rage of postpartum...