December 2008
25 posts
“Sometimes, Koni leaves a room full of journalists with a very pleased expression...”
– Vladimir Putin, speaking about his dog, Koni.
Cera Still Not Up for an Arrested Development... →
I would like to go on the record and say I HATE MICHAEL CERA. I hated Juno, I had no interest in Nick and Nora and I think some one else would have been just as good in Superbad (Jonah Hill on the other hand is irreplaceable). The only role I ever liked him in was George Michael on Arrested Development and if this movie were to go ahead, I’d be willing to have him M.I.A if they wrote it...
A Poem.
I wrote this during the morning routine.
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I haven’t done my laundry in 3 weeks
I haven’t done the dishes in more.
I went grocery shopping and only bought pretzels and Lean Cuisines
I will burn in hell in for all eternity for refusing to return “Speed Racer” to the Blockbuster.
Songs That Stutterers Could Sing and Not Get...
glennboozan:
travishelwig:
glennboozan:
1) Benny & the Jets - Elton John
2) De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da - The Police
3) Movin’ Out - Billy Joel
4) Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye - Steam
5) L.O.V.E. - Ashlee Simpson
6) Come Around - M.I.A. feat. Timbaland
7) Wildcat - Ratatat
8) Stutter - Joe
9) La-La Means I Love You - Delfonics
My Generation by the Who
My Generation by Limp...
I know a lot of people went through a lot of...
I cann pdate my blog >from my Iphone nnow!1 →
(via paulbriganti)
If this is a direct jab at me, Briganti, you best be bringing a gun to our knife fight.
Twitter Versus Turtle: Round 2
Members of PETA can have twitter accounts. Winner: Turtle
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If You Are Going to Waste Seven Minutes →
You should waste it reading this.
I Broke My Futon
I have a broken futon now, it won’t go into couch position. Having a broken futon is a lot like having a Transformer toy that is missing half the parts: you just kinda have this weird robot that for some reason has headlights on it’s chest.
Actually that was stupid. Having a broken futon is a lot like having a bed that is uncomfortable with no excuse for it.
Holy X-Mas Party, Batman!
Right now now I’m drunk blogging from my office’s x-mas party at the rainbow room, 65th floor of 30 Rock. It’s everything I ever saw in sitcoms: terrible dancing, a lame cover band, awkward conversations with drunk higher-ups, really really bad impromptu speeches and the food- oh my god the food. I plan on leaving this place like a sailor: drunk and full of halibut.
I...
Halle Berry Nip Slip While Filming "Frankie and... →
I don’t know why, but the concept of a multi-million dollar actress running around set with her titty flopping out in a fake afro wig in front of rolling cameras makes me laugh a lot. It might just be the phrase “titty flopping” that seals the deal.
"Store Won't Make Cake for Adolf Hitler" -CBS News →
(via danschoenbrun)
Don’t name your kid Hitler if you don’t want controversy. If you do want to stir up controversy, you’re probably this lady.
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Aronofsky off RoboCop Reboot? →
I’m excited, maybe I’ll get my chance to direct my RoboCop reboot! Or sell my spec script! Or P.A. for college credit…
Twitter Versus Turtle: Round 1
Turtles have E Coli
Winner: Twitter
