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I am trying to enjoy Arrested Development but my good friend Meg got run over by a truck two days ago while I was eating Arby’s and her pelvis was shattered like a square of ramen noodle. She has no insurance and needs to have an intensive surgery to reconstruct her ass. I don’t know what to do. I want to raise some money to help her pay her medical bills and I can’t think of how to start.
Would you buy something from me if I promised you it was made with love?
4 weeks ago
And then it was time for Fall Out Boy.
It was hard to get near the legend. There was a line stretching across Six Flags that was indestructible. Countless, patient fans held in their pee and stored their potential energy without even a glimmer of end in sight. And then, out of no where, we were there. It was loud and it was fast. All I could hear were screams of joy and terror. In the onslaught of darkness and bright light moving faster and faster, people rose to the top only to tumble back down to the ground. For a moment I thought we were going to die. But then it was over and I didn’t know how to feel.
I had waited all day for my thrill ride and it was over faster than it started. I’m glad I rode Kinda Ka instead of seeing Fall Out Boy.
Maybe if someone had answered my Ok Cupid locals broadcast.
1 month ago
Bomb the Music Industry! - 80s through the 50’s
Miles away and I can’t seem to shake the smell of your car in 2003: beach air, bad tunes, stale smoke and junk food.
Tell her to stay and you’ll scare her away. Staying the same just makes everything change.
I’m plowing right through friends I don’t talk to. Seasons seem to see me sliding out of view. 80’s through the 50’s. Breezes make me think of you and I’ll count down the days just like I count down before I go away. I’m owning up to not being there for you.
Seasons seem to see me sliding out of view. 80’s through the 50’s. Breezes make me think of you when you see me sliding out of view. It got chilly this Saturday and with my hands in my pockets I walked around in circles like “Oh no, I’m totally fucked.” It’s one thing to grow old but I’m collecting dust.
‘Cause nobody needs me.
Nobody needs me.
Nobody needs me the way that I need you.
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a small town, a mountain town
the city of granby had no idea
they fucked with the wrong guy
you see, marvin was disgruntled
enough for 18 months of armor plating
in a 4 mile per hour rampage
he made history
“come on vacation, leave no probation”
alienation
sometimes you just want to knock it all down
plow your whole town into the ground
marvin did what we are too weak to
all the frustration that we all seethe with
he really took it all out
city hall, the mayors house
it all came down to the hardware store
where he fell into the floor
and had to take his own life
you know they’re just going to knock it all down
everything you love into the ground
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